Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.
FRAME WORTHY
That spider man poster is TOUGH!
That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho
Carl Bloch – In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas
I LOVE the whole painting here it is:
TFW I was judged so hard in a restaurant I went back home and painted the moment
This is bisexual culture
花布爱上鸟_ on weibo
Reblogging for translation (Chinese): “Look at you go – it’s raining so hard and you still wanna go out and play. You’re not afraid of water, huh! Look at this rain…” *kitty slips* “oh gosh”
So pure ♡
This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️
Im shook
👏 get 👏 on 👏 this 👏 nOW
the audio blend in this is so good and the timing is 🙌🙌🙌
he looks different
Dewey: Hey, guys, I’m going to miss practice tonight because I have to meet with my neighbor about that lawsuit thing.
Webby: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay. See you at Improv practice.
















