dwelling-on-ducks:

I hope your New Year is a duck-blur of race cars, lasers, and aeroplanes. I hope you solve some mysteries and rewrite history. I hope your 2018 is filled with tales of derring-do bad and good luck tales (not pony tales or cotton tales, though). And at the end, I hope you look back on it all and have only one thing to say…

“Woo-oo!”

Happy New Year, everyone!