peppertoyourtony:

Bruce and Tony’s reunion gonna go like this

Bruce: Tony! Oh my, God! Tony!

Tony: Bruce? Where the hell have you– what are you wearing? Is that mine? Is that where that shirt went? I’ve been looking two years for that shirt.

Bruce: Nevermind that. There’s trouble.

Tony: I didn’t even know we were the same size. We could’ve shared–

Bruce: TONY! There’s trouble.

Tony, muttering: Goess missing for two years and comes back with trouble. *Sighs* The usual kind?

Bruce: Do we even have a “usual”?

Tony: *shrugs* Well, the usual unusual.

Bruce: Aliens fall under that category, right?

Tony: Aliens? You come back from vacation and bring me aliens? What kind of a friend– You know, I just managed to close my eyes without seeing a wormhole.

Bruce: Yeah? Well, when I close my eyes I see the Devil’s Anus.

Tony: The what?

Bruce: Long story.

Tony: Speaking of story, where the hell have you been? Who’s anuses have you been visiting? Anuses? Ani?

Bruce: Both are acceptable.