tharook:

lofispirit:

thingstoshowdan:

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

snorlaxatives:

wow marvel announced they’re finally gonna do a black widow standalone film… if it were 2011 i’d be stoked but it’s literally 2018 who is still interested in seeing scarlett johansson in another bad wig 

azazel-the-demon-pirate:

*Clint chilling at his farm whilst Infinity War happens*

*explosion in the distance*

Clint *takes a mouthful of coffee and puts in his hearing aid*: What?

omg-hawkeye:

skywalkers-daughter:

Ways to make Carrie Fisher proud in 2018:

– Take no shit

– Wear glitter (or whatever makes you happy)

– Take your meds

– Eat that extra sweet

– Make time to do what makes you happy

– Stop apologizing for being you. You are so wonderful, beautiful, and valuable. Realize that.

Let’s make this the year of Carrie ❤️