every oracle in greek tragedies like

danicashipper:

clever-ginger:

takineko:

bitch-diarrhea:

parks-and-rex:

Jesus: One of you will betray Me

Judas: Surely you don’t mean me

Jesus:

Judas: *betrays jesus*

Jesus:

Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!

Jesus:

Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:

Jesus:

Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”

Jesus:

midford:

After watching a Ghibli movie: holy sh i t I’m so inspired I’m so MOTIVATED I’m gonna clean my entire house and write 300 novels, maybe even cook a meal for my family, or start my own business, or go on an adventure, or perhaps learn an instrument, or—

Tiny Cap wishes Giant Cap to get well soon #acecomiccon #chrisevans #captainamerica #steverogers

Tiny Cap wishes Giant Cap to get well soon.
Get well soon, Chris Evans.

Chris Evans will not be able to attend Sunday ACE Comic Con 2018 due to his illness. Please send him well wishes to get well.

jennytrout:

turtrussel:

hyperzephyrian-actual:

zerpderptwerp:

the-at-symbol:

Boooooo

Hey, that’s capitalism. Do whatever it takes to make it on top. Even reporting your competition. Personally, I approve

Lmfaooooo

That’s hilarious

zerpderptwerp is going to be sitting in jail going, “How did this all go wrong?”

Tiny Cap is so proud of his gal

gameraboy1:

Batman: The Animated Series (1992), “Harley’s Holiday”

luvinchris:

Chris Talking about his favorite mentor Downey – ACE comic con – 13/1/2018