Bucky: Steve, I want you to see these. They’re journals that I use to record what I can remember from before.
Steve: Buck… thank you for sharing these with me. I know how important–
Bucky: THIS journal is dedicated to you.
Steve: Aw–
Bucky: You can see the title. “Stupid Shit I Remember Steve Doing.”
Steve:
Bucky: Volume 2.
If they’re going to reboot Doofus Drake into the recent variation, I hope it’s not as annoying as he was.
I imagine the reboot version of him like a duck version of Michael Pena’s character from Ant-Man (without a criminal record). Make Doofus look bumbling and still do bumbling things albeit very minor and funny but make him capable to do things on his own like he didn’t get all those Junior Woodchuck merit badges for nothing.
If he’s going to be a big eater, make him have a ridiculous fine palate but not hypersensitive. Like with one taste, Doofus can taste what ingredients is made, where it was made, what region each ingredients came from and does the cook washed his hands. Also, show him that he has the making of a five star chef, but he just needs to work on presentation.
If you’re going to bring him back for the reboot, give this Doofus some hidden depth.
Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”
“Your mother never would have wanted this!”
“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”
“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”
“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”
“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”
Sounds like a reverse version of The Book of Henry.
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