eleventhemage:

can you imagine El learning how to handle confrontation from soap operas?? but like in the most normal of places, like school and at the police station. someone disrespects mike or hopper or will? el throws her drink at their face. someone betrays her by accidentally eating her lunch? el gasps dramatically and says “how DARE you!” and hopper always just rubs his face because at least it’s not a psychokinetic temper tantrum

ag-beforever:

desertdollranch:

ag-beforever:

desertdollranch:

Can you imagine baby Samantha Parkington hearing about corsets all her life and dreading the idea that one day she’d be grown up and have to wear one? Then by the time she’s old enough to be corseted, all of a sudden they’re out of style?

Samantha (apprehensive): Is it painful to wear one, Grandmary?

Grandmary: Painful? Corset is, Samantha!

Samantha: -_- Really Grandmary, did you just?

“Samantha, darling, a lady’s humor is always laced with puns.”

“And just remember, a good pun stays with you forever.”