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dennys:

Denny’s New Years Resolutions

• Learn something new everyday

• Overthrow the bourgeoisie

• Find out where that music’s coming from, we don’t have speaker systems

• Get that guy out of the claw machine

• Provide transportation for tennis players looking for the Grand Slam

• Eggs

• Milk

• Cheese

• Bacon

• Meet Dua Lipa

• Marry Dua Lipa

• Grow old with Dua Lipa

• Lose weight

• But like, the weight of toxic people in our lives

• More tomfoolery

• 1080p

• Remove curse from parking lot

• Love potato more

• Stop and chew the flowers once in a while

• Stop wasting money on fake ghost dating sites

• Build real ghost dating site

• Figure out how to get ghosts jobs so they can pay for said dating site

• Maybe only the living have to pay? Since it kind of sucks to be a ghost?

• Anyway, resolve to figure this thing out at some point

• More dessert

goaliesarethebest:

leftmyheartinthetardis:

transpeter:

imagine one day spidey is held up by the new york city police department, and he’s expecting the same old bullshit of “this stupid spider menace vigilante blah blah blah” like the cops in queens always say to him, but instead he’s met with a 30 year old brooklyn cop who is less concerned with peter being a vigilante, and is more concerned with peter’s powers. he won’t stop asking peter about his spider powers, how they work, how he got them, how he would rate them on a scale of “cool” to “toit”

and finally peter gets a word in edgewise and is like “not that this isn’t refreshing compared to the way the police usually treat me, but what kinda cop are you again??” and the cop is like “i’m actually a detective, jake peralta from the 99th precinct. anyways can you summon an army of spiders or is that just a rumor?? oh my god can you talk to them, can you ask the spiders if they like die hard??”

this is a fic i wasnt aware i needed

As soon as I read “toit”, I said “Jake Peralta” froze, and felt my soul leave my body. Thank you for this.

Another idea: I just imagine Amy tracking Spidey down with evil villain level accuracy because she wants to get his autograph for Jake for his birthday.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awesomeships:

swimmiesofdoom:

brandnewkirk:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

glyndarling:

glenn-griffon:

star-anise:

thepositivecattitude:

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

I love videos like this because they completely refute those assholes who say “Animals are just fancy machines with no emotional or mental depth.” 

the ending tho when the adults are together!

My day is complete even though it literally just started hahaha

❤ This is the MOST WHOLESOME video of all time ❤

algalscribs:

algalscribs:

algalscribs:

algalscribs:

is it just me or does everyone in space in the mcu significantly happier than everyone on earth?

mcu earth: we’re fighting each other and trust is a hard thing to come by

mcu space: COLORS! SPACE! LIFE LONG FRIENDSHIPS

mcu earth: no one trusts anyone anymore which is tearing friendships and relationships apart

mcu space: FAMILY TIES ARE MENDED AND WE LOVE LOVE BRO

mcu earth: our lives are being destroyed by our guilt and loss

mcu space: FUCK YEAH TURN UP THE MUSIC