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Avengers More ThunderScience Headcanons

-Thor loves sugar. A lot. It’s extremely unhealthy and Bruce has to hide certain foods from him.

-sometimes they argue about it in the morning

-“You can not keep me from my Pop Tarts Banner! I must have their sweet sugar.”

“If I kiss you would that be sweet enough?”

“Maybe.”

-as they’re kissing Bruce notices Thor reaching behind him for the Pop Tarts box

-when Thor finds out about Halloween he becomes extremely excited, taking Peter and Bruce along for trick or treating

-“Come Spider boy! We must hunt for candy!”

“For as awesome as this is Mr. Thor, I’m a little too old for this.”

“Where is your Hallows Eve spirit?!”

-Thor wears a generic Thor costume, Bruce wears a This is my Costume shirt and Peter just goes on his spider suit

-“That is the most fake Spider-Man costume I’ve ever seen in my life.”

-Peter fanboys over Thor the superhero and Bruce expects him to do the same for Hulk

-“Oh my God! You’re-”

“The hulk, green rage monster and des-”

“The gamma particle physicist that we’re learning about in school! Your advances in gamma theory and practice are amazing!”

“…they’re talking about me in highschool?”

-Thor visits his people and Loki on the occasion just to make sure everything’s going alright with Bruce

-Loki finds out there dating and groans very loudly

-“It only figured you’d date him of all people.”

-seeing space for such a brief amount of time wasn’t enough for Bruce so for their first official date Thor takes him out to space so he can see the stars

-Thor is actually far sighted, as they learned while reading a book together so he ended up getting glasses similar to Bruce’s

-“Banner, I broke the glasses.”

“Again? That’s the third time this week.”

“They’re very tiny.”

-they have a habit of sharing clothes, Thor’s being a few sizes too big and Bruce’s being a few sizes too small

-Thor is in love with top forty pop songs, his favorites including Call Me Maybe and Shut Up and Dance

-Bruce is worried about the day when Thor discovers 80s pop music