thor getting a phone & facetiming bruce all the time
“bruce!! much has happened since our last meeting!” “its been ten minutes??”
“thor for the last time you don’t have to hold the phone that close to your face I can still see you & nO you don’t need to yell. you understand advanced asgardian technology you can figure out a phone”
“you’re literally a floor away from me” “I merely wished to see your face one last time before I fell into slumber”
“are you in a fight right now?? thor?? thor????”
“this is the sixth time today I am going to BLOCK you”
-when Thor and Bruce finally come back from their adventures in space the team is very surprised to see that Bruce is still alive
-he immediately goes to Natasha to apologize but they both agree that it’s for the best that they don’t try a relationship again, Bruce not wanting to hurt Nat again
-as he’s adjusting to being on Earth again both he and Thor are trying to wrap their heads around the mess that is what’s left of the team
-“Tony who’s this spider kid on the news? And why is he wearing a Stark tech. suit?”
-needless to say he needs serious anger management classes and Thor is more than willing to help his friend
-they try yoga, Thor being very inflexible getting easily frustrated and accidentally breaks a nearby table
-similar incidents happen with every attempt at relaxing methods to the point Bruce is more frustrated by Thor with each passing day
-Thor meanwhile is oblivious to this making it almost impossible for Bruce to stay mad at the man who is essentially a large blonde retriever
-while on the run Bruce learned how to cook, his favorite dish being chicken tikka masala
-after trying it, it becomes Thor’s favorite too
-they both love spicy food a lot, Tony thinks it’s ironic
-they don’t live with the rest of the Avengers in the new building, instead Bruce moves into a house Tony bought and Thor follows close behind
-Thor is very touchy feely, and is constantly casually touching Bruce a lot
-he’s uncomfortable at first but slowly gets used to casual hugs and other touching
-Thor watched Big Hero 6 and immediately demanded to know what fist bumping was
-a destroyed coffee table and three almost hulk outs later Bruce and Thor develop their own handshake
-with no one to stop them all they ever have for breakfast is poptarts
-a trip to the dentist later Thor is hiding in the corner threatening to hurt the oddly familiar dentist
-Bruce had to be the one to calm him down, holding his hand as they cleaned Thor’s teeth
-as they’re leaving Bruce is surprised when Thor casually kisses him for thank you
-there’s similar small interactions as they continue to live together when the infinity war starts
-it’s right after Bruce wakes up in a hospital room to see Thor waiting for him expectantly and is surprisingly panicked
-“Banner, we were so worried, you got hit by that ship and didn’t get up when-”
-Thor loves sugar. A lot. It’s extremely unhealthy and Bruce has to hide certain foods from him.
-sometimes they argue about it in the morning
-“You can not keep me from my Pop Tarts Banner! I must have their sweet sugar.”
“If I kiss you would that be sweet enough?”
“Maybe.”
-as they’re kissing Bruce notices Thor reaching behind him for the Pop Tarts box
-when Thor finds out about Halloween he becomes extremely excited, taking Peter and Bruce along for trick or treating
-“Come Spider boy! We must hunt for candy!”
“For as awesome as this is Mr. Thor, I’m a little too old for this.”
“Where is your Hallows Eve spirit?!”
-Thor wears a generic Thor costume, Bruce wears a This is my Costume shirt and Peter just goes on his spider suit
-“That is the most fake Spider-Man costume I’ve ever seen in my life.”
-Peter fanboys over Thor the superhero and Bruce expects him to do the same for Hulk
-“Oh my God! You’re-”
“The hulk, green rage monster and des-”
“The gamma particle physicist that we’re learning about in school! Your advances in gamma theory and practice are amazing!”
“…they’re talking about me in highschool?”
-Thor visits his people and Loki on the occasion just to make sure everything’s going alright with Bruce
-Loki finds out there dating and groans very loudly
-“It only figured you’d date him of all people.”
-seeing space for such a brief amount of time wasn’t enough for Bruce so for their first official date Thor takes him out to space so he can see the stars
-Thor is actually far sighted, as they learned while reading a book together so he ended up getting glasses similar to Bruce’s
-“Banner, I broke the glasses.”
“Again? That’s the third time this week.”
“They’re very tiny.”
-they have a habit of sharing clothes, Thor’s being a few sizes too big and Bruce’s being a few sizes too small
-Thor is in love with top forty pop songs, his favorites including Call Me Maybe and Shut Up and Dance
-Bruce is worried about the day when Thor discovers 80s pop music
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